Bab-E Drool

So Bab-E Brother has entered "The Drooling Phase" of the first year of life. You know, the phase where babies drool like a leaky faucet turned on full blast 24/7.

I remember having this same thought with both Big Brother and Little Brother, but people: we need to figure out SOMETHING AMAZING TO DO WITH ALL OF THE BABY DROOL.

I'm thinking something like using it as an alternative fuel source.

Think about it. Baby drool could help us eliminate our dependence on forein oil.

Baby drool is the perfect alternative fuel source. It's clear, mostly odorous, and won't make the hole in the ozone layer bigger. And the best part is that there's virtually an endless supply.

Sure, it might require babies to spend a brief period of time in little drool-harvesting pods, kinda like in the Matrix, but hey it's for a good cause.


So, I need help from you, dear readers, about how we can turn baby drool into an alternative fuel. Let me show you what I've come up with so far (I borrowed my model from the South Park "Underpants Gnomes" episode):

Step 1. Obtain baby drool.

Step 2. ...

Step 3. Profit (aka Fuel)

Who's on board? We can put the logos below on the bottles.


Have a good week,
Busy-Dad-E